I fucking hate money. No other device that man has conjured, even the atom bomb, can compare to the destructive power of money.

Problem is, I fucking need money because I'm too god damned weak to set off into the forest and live off the grid. I'm far too interested in the fucking TV and all of the useless shit that it sells me. I spend all night on the internet looking at computer parts and arguing over who should bat 8th for the Red Sox. Meanwhile, discarded computer parts are destroying our air and water, while the assholes who own the Red Sox continue to turn my beloved Fenway Park into a carnival for rich white cocksuckers.

Anyway, I'm enabling AdSense on my blog. Fuck off, you're all a bunch of hypocrites too.

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